nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around


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deadgirlshoes:

*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*

"What does your son look like?"

"Good question"


1 day ago with 60,896 notes ● Via // Source

feaqu:

thanks, apprehensive shark! 


1 day ago with 159,678 notes ● Via // Source

AND TO THINK PEOPLE SKIP NINE.


2 days ago with 146,129 notes ● Via // Source

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"


2 days ago with 152,396 notes ● Via // Source

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.


2 days ago with 85,376 notes ● Via // Source

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT PLAYING IN FALL LEAVES THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT


2 days ago with 287,560 notes ● Via // Source

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image


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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.


6 days ago with 140,777 notes ● Via // Source


THEME
Watching: Doctor Who s8
Supernatural s9
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D s2
Reading: A Dance With Dragons by George R. R. Martin



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